Shashank Bhatnagar Clears Fog in Delhi Single-handedly.

FOOOOOOGGGG OOOOFFFFFFF!! Seen here using the microphone for extra effect.

The Fog in delhi was in for a rude shock when it tried obstructing Shashank in the wee hours of the morning from going about his daily routine. Shashank Bhatnagar had to buy a set of earmuffs for his entire family and was on his way to the Bigmuff Supermuff shop at New Friend’s Colony.

The fog overtook him from the left at the Karol Bagh Junction at Ajmal Khan Road and quickly reduced his visibility to zero cms. Shashank who was on his bike was quickly losing patience, especially after last night when a mugger tried stealing his wallet (India Gate was painted with mugger-blood). Shashank got off the bike and gave the fog a fair warning asking it to move away and come again some another day, but alas, the idiot fog just wanted to piss the wrong person off.

Shashank screamed and the fog was startled. But as the chemicular structure of the fog started deteriorating with every passing second, the fog realised that there is a problem and started running away.

Thousands of happy commuters turned up at Delhi Airport and celebrated by flying to random locations picked out by a blue baboon.

At this point, Shashank sat on his bike and followed the fog while screaming. The Fog headed straight to delhi airport for a direct and quick fuck off. At delhi airport, Shashank was felicitated with the prestigious Bharat Ratna to drumbeats and full military honour. “This is not for you. This is not for me. This is not for us. This is not for he. This is not for them. This is not for I. This is not for you. Did i say that again?”, said Shashank while clearing the air in front of a happy and elated bunch of Delhi airport officials. “Finally, we’ll be punched in the face a lot less thanks to Shashank Bhaiya”, Said one official who wished to be unnamed, but his nametag clearly read Vibhu Sharma.